sextspert:

ridge:

:/

I want all water to be wet

sextspert:

ridge:

:/

I want all water to be wet

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katara:

my schedule is filled with naps and hating myself 

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kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 
girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands
the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master
then the girl scratching her coochie on the right
fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 

girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands

the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master

then the girl scratching her coochie on the right

fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

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wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

Motherfucking animals.

wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

Motherfucking animals.

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death-by-lulz:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.
Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?


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death-by-lulz:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

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예쁜아

예쁜아

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unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

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grannyp0rn:

bowlofbloodoranges:

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

this will ALWAYS be my favourite post on tumblr

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death-by-lulz:

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